Friday, April 27, 2007

Lessons in Logic...

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Split Ends: Cause, Cure & Prevention

Causes of Split EndsSplit ends will happen to almost anyone who goes too long between trims, but are more likely to develop in dry or brittle hair, and typical causes of damage include vigorous brushing, brushing hair when it is still wet, coloring and perming which make hair weak, and heat appliances. The intense heat causes a strand of hair to crack at the tip and split vertically up the shaft, thereby getting the name “split ends”.

How to Get Rid of Split EndsUnfortunately, once your ends have started to split, the split can extend up the shaft unless you take action. The best treatment is to cut off the split end of the damaged fiber.

Preventing Split Ends
To help prevent split ends, treat your hair as you would fine fabric.

Use shampoos and conditioners containing hair thickeners.
* Squeeze the water from the hair with an absorbent towel. Rubbing the hair can cause wear to the cuticle.
* Gently comb tangles from wet hair with a large-toothed comb, never a brush. Wet hair will stretch and snap easily.
* If your hair is still hard to comb out, try a leave-in conditioner such as L C Legacy Shine & Protect.
* Strive for low-maintenance hair. Hair dryers, curling irons, perms and hair colors all damage hair. If you must blow-dry, use a cool setting and keep the dryer 6 inches from your hair.
* Get a trim every six weeks.


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Think & Answer

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

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2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

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3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

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4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

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5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

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6. This is an unusual paragraph.I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

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Answers:

1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

4. The answer is Charcoal.

5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

6. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.I Was Able To Figure 4 of them out.

Pakistani & Indian Man.

Pakistani and Indian Man (With Due repsect to both)An Indian man is having breakfast one morning; coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing chewing gum, sits down next to him...

The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation:

Pakistani: "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??"

Indian: (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Pakistani: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India.

"The Pakistani has a smirk on his face. The Indian listens in silence.

The Pakistani Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Indian: "Of Course."Pakistani: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India".

The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?"

Pakistani : "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk.

Indian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course."

Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into Chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan"


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