Lessons in Logic...

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........